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    NASA’s Curiosity Rover finds message from God on Mars (Update)

    Moses like Message on a “Tablet”

    In a twist of events in space exploration this week, NASA has announced that its Curiosity Rover has found an unequivocal message from God written on tablets in a Martian cave. Basing on NASA’s press release two giant stone slabs the size of small elephants were located deep inside a cavern abutting Aeolis
    Mons, a large mountain. Upon one tablet is a copy of the Ten Commandments and the text of
    John 3:16 written in 12 languages – including English, Spanish, Chinese, Basque and Hebrew. On the other tablet is a simple message in English
    reading “I am real.” Okay am sure this getting all atheists change their beliefs about the existence of God

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    These findings may have definitively established Christianity as the one true religion according to top scientists who have studied the discovery extensively. “This is amazing,” says Syms Covington, an Australian researcher working for NASA’s Mars Exploration Program. “We went into the cave
    looking for water, and we found proof of God’s existence instead. “I mean how else did those tablets get there? I can tell you one thing: there’s not a single atheist inside NASA’s control room now. What
    we saw was jaw-dropping.”

    Genesis 1:1

    NASA’s Curiosity rover arrived on Mars in August of last year with admission to explore the Martian climate and geology for signs for habitability. Thus far the mission has been a success, with the discovery of an ancient seabed and chemicals needed for life suggesting that Mars was once suitable for life. However the tablets, both of which are signed “Peace and Love – Yahweh,” represent the rover’s most significant find to date, and is perhaps the most important scientific event in history.

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    “When people find out about this, they will demand change in our society,” explains a political scientist at Georgetown University. “Democracy will have to give way to theocracy. We’re gonna have to build more churches and reintroduce prayer into schools. Abortion is defiantly going to be illegal within a few months.” Despite its potential significance, Covington fears that the Earth-shattering discovery may not make the impact it should. “Unfortunately, the mainstream media is so anti-Christian, they might not even pick up this story,” he explains. “But God is real. We have proof. And everyone deserves to hear the truth.”

     

    Update: We believe this is total Satire but an interesting read as well

     

    Soure: Diasporamessanger

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